Pig Fairy 

Leah 

Hey, look over there! It's a Pig Fairy! Oh, you don't know what a Pig Fairy is, but that's why I'm here. Today, I am going to be telling you about the bizarre creature called a Pig Fairy. This creature zips around at such a high speed that you can't even see it. It makes a very high-pitched whistling sound that only dogs can hear (that's why your dogs may try to run away when the Pig Fairy is near them). 

I bet you're wondering what the Pig Fairy looks like. Well, it has a big, fat, round, green body with a medium-sized green head. It has fiery, red eyes with pitch-black pupils and dark, orange eyelashes. Its round, purple pig nose makes it look like a pig, along with its snow-white nostrils.

A bat, black smile makes its way across this creature's face, while it's plaque yellow teeth stick out from the smile. Short, fat, green feet best describe this monster's feet, and its dark green toenails make it look like a girl. Some of its other features are its huge, pink, fairy wings, its small purple belly button, and then there's it's long green orangutan-like arms and medium length green fingers. 

It lives in dusty old sleeping bags, and it feeds off Kool-Aid and leaves. Pig Fairies have lots of friends like Ollie and Butterman. Pig Fairy's enemies are PoPo and PhsyPig. Annoying grumpy people is Pig Fairy's favorite past time. 

I hope that you learned enough about the Pig Fairy.