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Tim 

Do you like monsters that can make you laugh. My monster can do anything any body else's monster can do. He has a smooth body but don't doubt it he still is slimy. You could hear him crunching from far away. He is a pretty hot guy. All the girls are after him. He is jealous of John Trovaltas good looks. He is very clumsy and shuffles his feet to walk. He gets lonely at night before he goes to bed. He smells of a mix of perfume and garbage. He likes to raise his eyebrows. He has four lovely eyes, and two cute noses. 2 of his eyes are about at the top of his circular head but still inside the head is where his eyes are. He has a blue eyebrow right above all four eyes. His second sets of eyes are sticking off the top of his head. His two wonderful noses are below his first set of eyes and pointing away from each other. His body is green and ears are sticking next to his head they are yellow and blue inside of it. His mouth is close to the bottom of his face and he is smiling with red braces inside of his mouth. He defends himself by making his victim smell his feet and then they pass out. He has no camouflage He eats balloons and only balloons. Well if this monster can't make you laugh no monster can.