Blobby Kevin Blobby If you enjoy reading about monsters that live under beds, read this paragraph. My monster's name is Blobby. He is able to multiply himself, so he lives anywhere, under any bed. Be on the lookout! Even though he is normally gentle, Blobby angers easily, and has a terrible temper. He can turn humans into toads, but has no protection source. He dies only by old age, and cannot die from a strong hit. His heart is like a rock. He has no emotions. He also has rock-hard lungs, so he breathes in, but can never breath out, so every time he breathes, he gets fatter. At the present second he weighs 2,346 pounds, but it increases a pound each minute. Blobby is only about 2 months old. Oh'.Wait'weight update: Blobby now weighs 2,556 pounds. He lives under the bed. He sleeps at daytime, and awakes at night. Blobby can be identified by his blue curvy-square shape and red-violet mouth. And don't forget his red eyes, and orange nose. Now Blobby Weighs 2,612 pounds at this second. Blobby's historic background is a mystery, though his parents are in human shape and going by the names of Mr. And Mrs. Smith Jones, and live at 564 Under-The-Bed-Way, Wilmington, Nowhere, USA. His sharp teeth on the side of his head have poison-saliva on them, so be sure not to get bitten. Thank you. This advice is for your own good; so be careful. Blobby's Religious background is mostly unknown. His Religious beliefs are a total mystery. Blobby is rumored to hate God, but that, I believe is just a tall tale. Oh'Wait'.WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances FEED Blobby. Also, NEVER, EVER, EVER attempt to track down Blobby and keep him in captivity--He will kill anyone keeping him in captivity while they are sleeping. He may even turn you into a toad. But, remember, do not fight him. He has no shield or protection means. Thank you very much