Mr. Squiggle Jamie K. Mr. Squiggle is very scary. His body is a squiggle and he has red squiggles coming from his triangle head. When he attacks, he tip toes on his arm-like-hands and raps around you like a snake. The orange squares act like a laughing gas and puts you half asleep. After that, he takes you to his 'hole of kids.' In the morning, he chops you up with his sharp fangs. He doesn't eat you, he just does it for pleasure.