Barfalamue the Box Tianna My monster Barfalamue (barf-ala-mew) lives under my bed. Every time I go to bed and the lights go out, he creeps out and stands in front of me and growls. He is from a planet called Barf-o-landia where all the barf monsters live. He has a greenish blackish cube head with a lightning mohawk. He has a big red beady eye that stands out of all the monsters. His mouth is a big rectangle with white and yellow arrows sticking out. His body has long arms and legs like sticks. This monster's hands and feet are bulgy circles with two sharp claws on the end. Barfalamue might be scary, but he is the coolest thing ever. His style is so this season!