RESUME FOR ARTHUR DENT

SEND TO: 

URSA MINOR BETA
LIGHT CITY
THE BIG WHITE 32 STORY TWIN TOWERS (Home of the guide.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Arthur Dent
Address: Anytime, Anyplace, thanks to improbability.

POSITION APPLIED FOR:

Dear Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy ,

	My name is Arthur Dent, I am formerly an inhabitant of an expirament called the Earth. As you may know it was demolished to make way for a Vogon interstellar highway pass. I am applying for a position of being an on-site editor on your evermost popular book. I have traveled to the far reaches of time and space. I have seen my planet in current times, and been there in prehistoric times. (At least it was better than crashing into the sun and burning to death.). I am one of the two surviving earthling's (monkeymen) left in existance. Last time I had seen an earth person was when I was teleported to prehistoric times on my own planet with my good friend Ford Prefect, who is also an editor of your book and has saved my life on many occasions. A teleporter in a ship we had stolen from the Restaurant at the end of the universe had brought us there before we crashed into the sun. (We couldn't figure out how to drive it after we had stolen it. Luckily the android Marvin saved us but sacrificed himself to keep the teleporter open.) Anyway, the point I'm trying to get at, is that I am now an expierienced Hitchhiker of the Galaxy. I have traveled everywhere and seen just about everything. I can battle anything and make a cup of tea at the same time. I believe that I am your most qualified applicant for this position.

		- Arthur Dent

OBJECTIVES:

	To explore and gather information on the universe for the guide, and be the best editor to the book there ever was.

EXPERIENCE:

- Survived a Vogon attack while explaining to a computer how to make a kettle of tea.

- Witnessed entire spaceships being in one man's pocket.

- Witnessed and survived the destruction of my own planet and home.

- Sat at the bar at the end of the universe.

- Stole a ship and crashed it into the sun.

EDUCATION:

Skills

Good writer. Can add a humorous touch to anything. 

Expierienced Hitchhiker. I can get across a galaxy with pure persuation.

Teamaker. Good at making tea.

I attended a university on Earth, not important now, but I have a well educated brain. Better than any vogon by far.

REFERENCES:

• Ford Prefect
• Mr.
• Currently working for the guide at your company. He is a good friend and hitchhiking companion. Ford has been by my side ever since he saved me from dying along with my planet, and I don't believe he will ever leave my side.

• Tricia (Trillian) McMillan
• Mrs.
• The other surviving "monkeywoman" from the earth. She is only known as trillian now. I have worked and hitchhiked with her and been through many expiriences with her together. Why should you not call the only other surviving being in my species?

• Zaphod Beeblebrox
• Mr.
• Zaphod is the ex-president of the galaxy. Everyone used to think he was dead, but hes still around. He stole a ship called the Heart of Gold and somehow me and Ford ended up inside after we were ejected into space by vogons. He is a good man who ends up losing the Heart of Gold. But he does relocate it after he checks his pockets.