boy scouts of america
are you really gonna change the world
even with your magic cards
the wheel's so hard to turn

boy scouts of america
regions and areas
you're working your way up
in the moby dick council

waking up to those hash browns
on the six flags camping trip

boy scouts of america
the infant tree is coming
ive been morally straight for so long
i crashed into a wall

i spent so long on top of the totem pole
oh yes i was prepared

spaghetti night at the mess hall
pizza night at the mess hall
taco night at the mess hall
taco night at the mess hall

there was always latrine duty
spraying pam in the fire
johnno was an idiot
he wanted to find the girls
but there were none
he competed for them anyway

talk to the warden
if you need something special
or if you have a problem with somebody
you talk can talk to him too

if you get sick
you can have your own room

boy scouts of america
did you find your special stick yet?

playing manhunt at night
allergic to mosquito repellent
oh im feeling light headed

they had this one competition every year that was really serious
we had to saw logs and start fires with 9 volt batteries
we had to setup tents with blindfolds on
we used to practice in mr vanderkaden's backyard