be honest
have integrity
work hard
have patience
be dependable
always tell the truth
laugh out loud
keep your promises
be happy
love one another
use kind words
listen to your parents
always be grateful
keep your promises
help others
do your best
try new things
smile

be bold
be thankful
be quiet
be original
be spontaneous
be punctual
be a star
be young
be loving
be crazy
get racist
be loud
be random
be adorable
be unique
be daring
be obnoxious
be yourself

a sorta story kinda story

Rob Storr
Oprah Winfrey
Brad Pitt
Mike Tyson
Jessica Simpson

Rob Winfrey Racist
Brad Tyson Racist
Jessica Pitt Racist
Paul Rasputin Racist
Google Docs Racist
Simon 

get racist

We were at a good place,
a “how did we get there?”
sorta story.

Imagine when you read a story,
Pictures and words (are?) 
all out of order.

Split on the question.
Split on the question.
Split on the question.

I won’t tell you (and?)
you’ll never guess.

Whatever that was,
a scheme to save money.

the conflict is this: You can’t fix stupid.
Kinda won’t stick, how you think
I think I did.

 blah blah blah blah

The CHARACTERS are the people, animals, or other creatures in the story.
There are often two types of CHARACTERS in a story:
the HERO and the VILLAIN.

correct boxes

weird picking software

stephanopopulous

clear out the invisible webs from the doorway

yogurt on my screen

dora fortress
on the large

year-round

i had a friend who was great, he won the olympics

mommy im melting into you

business man wearing a strobe-light in a forest

the problem is inside of your head

oh!, live garden

A scheme to save money on water pitchers?

i have the same white hard lump in my scrotum. it had been here for
almost 5 years. until it becomes i think about 1mm in diameter.
until i decided to cut it and to my amazement, it was really hard like
a peeble, white and hard. i just pressed the skin to prevent feeling
the pain when cutting, then i pushed outside the white hard substance
using the tip of the knife. it sticked to the skin. it was removed
whole and when cracked was powdery like limestone. whatever that was,
i was relieved it was removed, and my scrotum is now free of that
lump.